Dear Team Purple:
Well, it’s obvious there is a theme going now….And now, more LIVE BLOGGING with Jane and Lula:
Lula is offline.
Jane: Here we are!
Alrighty speak…let me here it
Is it bad that I am already bored?
We are all still one
I love Olivia’s talk about Sami
Lula: PURPLE, YO
Jane: YEAH!! Olivia on my bday you found out that you were gonna be on the show, I remember.
Lula: I was in Vegas!!!!
And she called and said, “I’M GOING TO THE BIGGEST LOSER!!!!!”
Jane: My Bday
Lula: It was your bday! ‘Member–I couldn’t come party cause of Vegas & O was headed to the Ranch. SADNESS.
Jane: These vids are awesome!
STOP CRYING not already
Yeeeahhh I <3 shananigans
Jane: How crazy that they are bringing in these people. CRAZY TIMES and the musak
Lula: The musak is DUMB.
Jane: That one boy, Vance is a cutie
Lula: And look how cute Olivia is.
OF COURSE HER NAME IS LEIGH ANNE.
She probably spells it wrong.
Jane: Hehehe But O is always cute
Awwwww wrong LA is a mama and so sweet
Lula: Sami Brady is saying MY name.
Jane: You lucky duck. I want to be said on the BL
Maybe I can meet her one day and she’ll say my name.
I dig Vance’s deep voice
I wonder if they got trainers too.
Lula: Let’s make it our life goal to get Sami Brady to say AUNT JANICE!
Jane: Hey I lost almost 30lbs in 3 months
Court is such a flirt
I love it! Confidence
Lula: You rock, Jane:. I’m so proud of you.
Wowzer 45lbs is amazing
So this is the part where Sami makes Kaylee feel guilty
Lula: We are CRACKING UP at you, Jane:–me and Heather.
And I am proud of Vance & Leann. They are losing weight at a “real life pace.”
Jane: Yes, Real Life pace is hard like crazy
4 teams, ya’ll
Sami loves metaphor based challenges
Also they love challenges that cause everyone to have to say “Balls” the whole time. Yug
Week Off campus. Pooopers
How many challenges are we having this week?
Don’t leave the ranch O!
Olivia is amazing at this, Go girl
(I just typed a lot of nonsense – Jane)
But notice Sami calls them “Points”
Lula: I am DYINg at how small Courtney and Olivia and Hannah are.
Jane: OK, now I am bored, although it is nice seeing the skinny minis
GO O!!! GO BLUE
(this is where we turned 10 years-old)
Jane: YAYYY!! Not last.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is crapola. Where will Brett take them?
Awww they are going to do EASTER! I love EASTER
Back from commercial
The Menu is crazy
AHHHH STRA TEE JURY
Lula: THIS IS DUMB.
A massage? NO.
NO NO NO.
Lula: I mean, we all want a massage, but they are not out there for some pampering.
Jane: This is silly, but I want to see how it plays out
WHAAAA?? An hour to call people?
Luxery crap is silly.
They are excluding Brett cause who needs Rope Juggling?
Lula: I just tweeted that. HELL NO. Heather and I are bothered.
Jane: Rope Juggling can be done easily done without a trainer, duhhh
That was a silly sentence. GET YOUR CONFIDENCE COURT
Courtney should call Ben for confidence!
Lula: They’re showing this FOR A REASON, Jane:. The shiz is gonna hit the fan. You wait.
Jane: Yes, seriously
Lula: Um….THEY BROUGHT THIS ON THEMSELVES.
Jane: Totally on themselves..even Brett says this is bad. Where is Jill? She would kick their ASS
Ohh I call Jillian Jill now, in honor of my mother
Court call BEN!
BEN breaks walls
Jane: I bet they would have paid if it was BOB.
I WOULD HAVE NOT EATEN for BOB
So are they staying at Reese’s house?
She lives in Ojai
They are totally at Reese’s house! OK maybe not…but would rock. I love BOB
BOB in a HAT RULES
I love that Hannah explains this to Jill.
And Jill is no fool
And this is with Cara gets mad. Balls to the wall,…to stay on our Balls theme
Did LA dissapear?
Lula: I am HERE. Kissing my kids goodnight.
Jane: Oh ok. Night baby girls
And Kaylee I am over you….and I am not the only one
Ohh sob story sob sob sob
Lula: I am over Kaylee–and she is in my friend’s Ward. But I’m still over her.
And BOB IN THAT HAT. Word up.
Jane: I miss boxing and rope juggling
Do you mean to tell me that Jillian can also do boxing? My word! << sarcasm
And Why is Jill training BOB’s people? No one knows
And BOB IS HOT
And now we watch BOB’s magic
I also love the way BOB says Rulon
Lula: US, TOO!
We just said that.
Jane: “He’s up”
This is a dirty BL
Lula: We are loving it.
We are also drinking lots of cupcake wine. PLEASE…love us through it.
Jane: I love that cupcake wine
It is delicious
Lula: IT IS DELICIOUS.
this one is the sauvignon blanc & it’s lemon-y. delightful.
Jane: I AM JELLY
in all caps
Lula: We wish you were here with us. Heather says, “Jane: is our people.” #duh
(sometimes I hashtag chats)
AWWWW Bob took O to a middle school. I love it
Lula: They are in a middle school. i will cry,
Jane: Awww seeing O talk to babies is awesome
Subway rules! I love me some Subway even tho I eat it all the time.
Now they are talking burn
Thst is the slipperyl slope, remember Q
NEVER talk a burn.
Lula: Listen, I am all about the pampering. Heather & I are going to the spa on THursday.
BUT WE ARE NOT ON BL.
Lula: They cannot talk about “discipline” when they chose a damn massage over working out.
Ohh they gave up bread and butter, did they get to see Reese, where is Reese?
Lula: WHERE IS REESE?
I am dying.
Jane: Ohh Sami has the jacket on that I love!
OH NO….a movie tie in. Really? Wonder if there will be a WFE tie in on Ojai with Reese.
Yes I brought it there.
Who dyed all those eggs? WOW!
Oh Hannah, I love you
Lula: This is the movie tie-in for HOP. Lame.
Jane: RED CARPET! “I mean HELLO!”
I know, but I want O to go, #Duh
Lula: I will take my kids to see HOP. But only ’cause I have kids.
Jane: I hear that
Lula: HOT ALEX.
Jane: This is going to be boring to watch just so you know
Sent at 8:55 PM on Tuesday
Jane: Commercial Time
Just thought I would type that. #IAMSILLY
Lula: Commercials are dumb.
EXCEPT for the ones with BOB
Jane: I wonder if cartoon BOB is as HOT as HOTBOB?
The Cartoon BOB on that video game
Man, Jill would kill Hannah if she didn’t buy them
Okey dokey, watching people get eggs
They should have made evryone wear Easter bonnents
I can’t spell that this fast
Easter baskets and little patent leather shoes with lacy sock
She gets to go to the premiere! Wow
I like that they call her OB
Lula: OF COURSE SHE WON.
I just knew she’d win. We love her so much.
Jane: OH ok
Not connected – [Good point...]
Jane: I just had my computer say NOT CONECTED
Red team won!
That was a lot of eggs
Oh she doesn’t go, we paid no attention about the golden egg
Hannah RULES as always
Lula: I feel like this is God’s way of saying that this golden egg is a pre-cursor to Olivia’s eventual golden egg.
Golden egg=baby, of course
I want her to come home and get preggars, there I said it
Sent at 9:06 PM on Tuesday
Jane: DARN IT it’s not BRODY JENNER!
Aww James is a doll for being so sweet and he is HOT but so is BOB
Lula: This is a lame promo for HOP, but hey…
Olivia got to meet James. And he’s hot.
“It’s NOT Brody Jenner.” I love you, Jane:. Hilarious.
OK we are ready for the LAST CHANCE WORK OUT
You go BOB
Those ARCs are hard
Rulon is on another planet….which ones?
Rulon would say she has a trump card when O doesn’t even want this crap
Lula: I AGREE.
You know it’s the last thing O wants…
to have the final say….
I mean, this vote is going to kill her. I fear it’s gonna be drama.
Jane: BIG DRAMA
I like seeing Jay there again
I love she called her Banana!
That is what I call her
Lula: Bob is a believer.
Lula: He loves him some Moses. We all love Moses. He parted the Red Sea.
LOOK AT MOSES. Amazing.
All one word comments….that is how I roll when it gets intense
Lula: these commercials are dumb.
i’ve already said that, but it’s true
Jane: deep thoughts
Sent at 9:18 PM on Tuesday
Jane: I LOVE this O and Hannah time.
Lula: I am gonna cry.
Dude, I am waterworks tonight.
Jane: This is gonna be CRAZY I am worried
I love your thought about the egg
I love Sami’s shirt
Lula: well, i think about stuff like that…because I KNOW.
WE KNOW. we know her heart.
Jane: Brett was frustrated
Of course he was….totally sucked for him
Lula: my first reaction was, YOU DUMB SHITS.
you know that’s what he wanted to say.
O GOES FIRST!
She is sooo gorgeous
Lula: LOOK AT BOB–he is excited and smiling and I want to jump on him.
Jane: He is adorable
And Irene is beautiful just beautiful
Lula: Irene is BEAUTIFUL.
Jane: Wow he is half himself, ok not literally but it looks like it…and I am talking about Moses
And can I just say that WHO CARES IF HE “ONLY” LOSES 3 POUNDS?
I mean, I get it–I fully understand that this is a competition and they have to pull big numbers.
But weight loss is weight loss. LET’S REJOICE IN ANY LOSS. Mofos.
(sorry for screaming.)
I’m sad that I can’t go to NYC this weekend.
Jane: I am sorry, I will scream for both of us
HUGE weight loss. HUGE
O’s lips look awesome by the way, was that what you sent?
Ken loss 6
Lula: No–what I sent is what she sore up until last week
Jane: Oh coo
Lula: she changed it up for the blue tank & I don’t blame her–it looks awesome!
Jane: Wonder wear she got this hot red look, it is gorgeous
Lula: SHE IS WONDER WOMAN!!!!
Jane: Here is Kaylee, watch me yawn now…
See, Sami that video worked! Good job Sami
WOW also a HUGE loss
Lula: We ignored Kaylee’s weigh in. I mean, really? Who cares? She needs to go buh-bye.
Jane: Green Team did good
Black Team. Come on Banana
1st up is Jay
Was Jay blaming Jill?
Oh Jay lost 6 lbs and now Rulon is up
Lula: I don’t know. But all this, “Hannah is safe” shiz is DUMB.
Jane: Ughh commercial
Lula: that is Olivia’s sister. OF COURSE she’s not gonna send her sister home. I mean, get real, people.
Sent at 9:37 PM on Tuesday
Jane: DRAMA SMAMA what the heck Rulon
Jill is like…awwww no, I don’t think so.
Hannah just called him out. DUDE
Jane: Rouge. I love that word
Lula: She’s all, “IT’S BULLSHIT, DUDE.”
Jane: I love that HE gets called out
Lula: OMS. This is dramz.
Jane: I LOVE IT, Where is Justin to call him out!
GO Hannah Banana!
SO so so tiny
Lula: OMS, I JUST tweeted that–that Justin needs to call Rulon out!
We are TWINNERS.
Jane: Oh Hannah. Yes
This is awful for Olivia. I can feel for her so bad.
I want to snuggle her through the TV and tell her it’s ok.
Look at the sun she had on her face, Court you are all tan and stuff
Lula: I want to hug Olivia SO BADLY.
THIS MUSAK IS RIDICULOUS.
I shall tweet this.
Jane: I know,
Sent at 9:47 PM on Tuesday
Jane: Uh ohh 2lbs is awful
But it is going down
If I had a two pound loss I would rule
Lula: And this is why Jen or Courtney goes home.
Jane: Is she blaming Jen? Yes…kinda. Uh oh
Lula: She is straight up blaming Jen for that damn massage.
Jane: I WOULD, in ALL CAPS
Family, Take a shot
Lula: I just said, “OH SHIZ…FAMILY. SHUT UP.”
I also took a sip of my Cupcake Wine.
Jane: Take a shot!
This is awful
Lula: I mean…
you go out to eat, you get massages, you have girl time…
hey, guess what? THERE IS NO WEIGHT LOSS.
I know this because I LIVE THIS.
But yup DAMN
Lula: BOB is calling them out. Screw Justin–BOB just gave the smack down.
Jane: BOB did give it to them and Jay stays and Jen doesn’t crazy times
Jen is OFF
Glad she did before Court
Just because she talked Court into no trainers
She LOOKS GOOD
Her hair and makeup is amazing
I love that her brother is there
(apparently we are entranced with Jen’s shopping trip)
Jane: Drawers of candy??
Well next week looks crazy
Until then…..stay away from drawers of candy!
Loves and Kisses LA
Until our date next week
Lula: I LOVE YOU.
Jane: byeeee stay away from drawers of candy
Jane and Lula