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We Will All Miss You Courtney, But Will Remember Your Positive Spirit Always….oh and Bye Brett, too

5 Apr

Dear Team Purple:

This is your new blended color. Enjoy it, #TeamBruise/Swirly thing

It feels odd always calling you Team Purple when you are not even really team purple anymore. But I guess you’ll always be Team Purple to us. Although, I’ve taken to calling you both #TeamBruise, as you are Team Black, Hannah and you Team Blue, O, and you were Purple, before, so get it? Hahaha, such a silly joke, so anyhoo on with the LIVE Blogging:

Jane:  Hello Gorgeous!

You there?

Lula:  I. AM. Here.

Jane:  Hi pretty!

Hey it’s pronounced

OH HI!

Reese lives in OH HI. I want to live in OH HEY!

Lula:  Reese schmeese.

I want to live in New Zealand.  Or Ireland.  But that’s neither here nor there.

Jane:  Haha….I know,…..it’s cool to see their rooms. Court is being PUSHED DO IT Court!

Lula:  Courtney looks good in the red. 

Jane:  O and Hannah are big supporters I know, but I bet Irene is too!

Lula:  This is a trend for her–she looks good in any color.

Irene needs a Pic, this is her, our Sayid-like Secret Ninja

 

Irene is the silent ninja-she is like the Sayid of the bunch.

Jane:  She is indeed.

I enjoy that they ar ehaving a carpet picnic

WHERE’s BOB?

Lula:  (I like how we always make Lost references.  You know Olivia likes it, too.)

YES!

Jane:  Oh it’s Sami

Lula:  I was just gonna say–they’re popping a squat with their food.  Cute.

Jane:  Do we like Sami’s Aztec vest coast thing? I can’t decide

This is an odd challenge. So what’s a mile?

Lula:  Um……..

I don’t know.  It’s got that heart thing going on.  It’s not my thing.

Jane:  WINDYYYYY

Lula:  Also not my thing–Austin’s unfortunate hair DON’T.  oh, dear. 

he needs a make-over.

Jane:  Cleaning is burning of calories!

Ewww O, that sounds gross

Lula:  Olivia ain’t no maid.

 Jane:  She ain’t!

Are they really counting their steps?

WOW! How boring.

Lots of Strateeejury going on here,…….but it’s boring ya’ll.

Lula:  STRA-TEE-JURY.

Jane: Pick and panic

Lula:  oh, Moses….

he’s looking good, though

Jane:  It’s all over….ok what is happenning, just look at this.

What is it?

Who won?????

BURNNNNN

Get your BURN.

I love Hannah and Olivia’s back and forth

It’s HANNAH BANANA!

Kick it

Olivia is gonna clean for the Moms of Amercia

And I cannot spell America

Alone time with Court and Brett. WHere’d you GO?

What the hell is Brett talking about/

Oh wait Lili described that before. Where ya at?

Lula:  I’m here. 

Jane:  I believe Lili more

than Brett

Lula:  I always believe LiLi more. 

Jane:  GO COURT GO COURT

Lula:  LiLi should be up in this show…on the Ranch…working on people’s fitness. 

Jane:  Oh how exciting it’s Cara <<< sarcasm

Lula:  I just yawned.  NO LIE.

Jane:  Oh Ken….just OH

Lula:  He’s a pastor.  Bless him.

Jane:  Yes, indeed. Oh Austin, you gotta BRING IT

That scares me a bit. Rulon looks Cray Cray

Lula:  Where is Rulon getting this contraband from?

He does.  He has that Silence of the Lambs look about him.

 Sent at 8:20 PM on Tuesday

Lula:  WHERE ARE YOU?

Jane:  I am here.

BOBOBOBOB!

That was exciting.

BOB said what I said. Cleaning burns alories

Wait, with a C

BOB is making them SOLDIERS

Bob is concerned…….. Uh OH

Could be a nail biter.

Lula:  SOLDIERS.

Olivia is already a soldier–in God’s Army.  Oh yes, I went there.  WORD.

Jane:  I love that, “Not ME”. says O

Or Dumblebore’s Army, cause I love HP

Can Jill help Rulon? Can anyome?

He scares me….he does

Lula:  he is not even owning up to his actions.

look at him laughing.  NOT TAKING OWNERSHIP OF WHAT HE HAS DONE.

wrong.  i am mad at him.

Jane:  I reward myself with makeup when I lose

Olivia would be proud

I got the Bare Essentuals makeup stuff and I look beautiful

Lula:  i reward myself with makeup, TOO.

 Jane:  I am bored by this now… cause he is annoying, but his eyes get cray cray

 Lula:  of course you look beautiful–BECAUSE YOU ARE.  i love you, Janet.

 Jane:  Love you babe! and Thank you.

I want a ride on a horse. Jill loves horses too. I love horeses

 Lula:  Rulon needs to get some makeup for his cray cray eyes.

 Jane:  I add “es” on the end of silly things

 Lula:  (was that mean?)

 Jane:  NO

Jill is doing a very good thing now!

That is a good idea to help Rulon control his desire for treats

She is being awesome

Lula:  She’s gonna beat his ass.  I love her deeply.

Jane:  JAY is killing BOB

I love it when BOB takes over! HE is crazy amazing.

What an awesome trainer. SOLDIER!

Lula:  Bob is our people.  Olivia has said it all along. 

Jane:  Thank gosh Jill has nixed Rulon juggling ropes

They are terrified of Jill! So funny. And BOB knows the whole time.

Lula:  I love that they’re keeing their win from her.  AWESOME.

Jane:  Hahahahahaha! Hannah, so funny

Lula:  Hannah is a comedian.

LOOK AT HER FACE>

Jane:  Jill should go with them.

Burst a blood vessel in the eyeball. YIKES!

Oh no! They don’t drink do they?

Sent at 8:35 PM on Tuesday

Jane:  Cleaning TIME!

It’s gross in there.

EWWW Sydney would eat that bug for them

Lula: that place wouldn’t be NASTY if Lula was up in there.  SICK.  I abhor a dirty kitchen,

 Jane:  I kinda like Jay going out with Hannah. It’s sweet….like a Papa and his daughetr. Rulon ruins this vision of mine.

Shoes, As big as my FACE!

Lula:  OMS, I love YOU

“Rulon ruins this vision of mine.”

 Jane:  I want shoes as big as my face!

 Lula:  those are some jimmy-jack-em-up shoes.

 Jane:  Hannah looks amazing!

Hannah Banana is just awesome…..I can’t wait to give her big hugs.

“JayBird” awwww

Where they going???

Will they see YOU KNOW WHO???

Lula:  To see HOT ALEX?  I’d die.

Or to see Brody Jenner

see–i brought him up before you could!

 Jane:  YESSS

Awww their faces are great. I love the smiles.

Lula:  SO FUN!

Jane:  Yick thogh Hollywood Blvd isn’t where you go for fun!

Suset ya’ll. Sunset.

Geisha house, is cute and was in Knocked UP. It’s an old classic though.

DON’T DRINK!

Lula:  Ewwwwwww–no seaweed salad.  Gross.

KING CRAB, Yo.  I’m all over that.

Jane:  They are doing wonderful. I am so proud of them.

Esp Jay, he sounds like a proud Papa

Lula:  look–water with lime.  my fave. 

Jane:  NOOOOOOOOOO

Lula:  THIS IS CREEPTASTIC.

Jane:  That rando wanted to toast them because he wanted to be ON TV!!

He wanted to get his 15 mins

Lula:  OH, what a smarmy marmy

Jane:  Don’t leave HANNAH there alone with rando

AHHHHHHHHH

 Sent at 8:45 PM on Tuesday

Jane:  Hannah is being so nice about this. But looks pissed.

Lula:  this guy isn’t even cute.  she needs to RUN.

RUN RUN RUN.

Jane:  Exactly…..so annoying. What a face?

She’s an older lady.

NO YOU’re NOT!

 Lula:  He is creeptastic. 

 Jane:  This is so emotional and awesome, now. Quick turn of events.

GO Hannah.

Lula:  He needs to get OFF camera.  I mean–yay for flattering her.

and she is now making me cry.

Jane:  I know, me too. She is ME!

Okay what is this Green Stuff?

Lula:  you are beautiful, too.  just not in heels that high.

Jane:  Why are we here.

Hahahah not in heels that high.

Okay, really? WE GET THIS

Courtney is on her own team. WE GET IT!

Lula:  Sigh…

MORE OLIVIA.

Jane:  Yes, I want that…..less same conve and more Olivia. Court needs a Ben.

NO WALLS! Court

Do it Court

Lula:  Dude….

Jane:  So why didn’t they show them cleaning?

D00d

Lula:  I had Wholly Guacamole for the first time a few weeks ago…

I texted Ben and said, “I want to marry this stuff and have its babies.”

Have you ever had it?  IT IS SO AMAZING.  Better than what I’ve had in restaurants!

Jane:  I can’t eat avocado stuff.

Lula:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Guac is my fave.

Jane:  It’s the one thing I am “allergic” too

My body can’t digest the high levels of protein in plant form.

It has to deal with some enzyme I don’t have….blah blah blah

I am LAME!

 Lula:  I am so sorry. 

This ruins me.  RUINS me, Janet.  I praise Jesus daily for the avocados. 

 Jane:  It’s OK. I also take Rat Poison known as Coumadin every day

I am playing my sad song now.

 Sent at 8:57 PM on Tuesday

 Jane:  What’s Bob bringing? He cares and loves.

I LOVE HIM

 Lula:  coumadin, as you know, thins your blood.  BE CAREFUL.

BOB IS OUR PEOPLE.

Look at O’s nails.

they’re Blue.  of course.  matchy-matchy.  that’s our girl.

 Jane:  Of course I know! I been taken it for 5 years!

Blue nails rule.

I love that BOB is teaching them right. Wholly Guac! You were just talking about this.

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER! from BOB

duh

Lula:  BOB IS MY HERO FOREVERMORE.

OMS, I just tweeted that I loved Wholly Guacamole.

We win.

OMS, WE SO WIN.

Jane:  I complained a lot about me during our Live Blogging.

Dear People of the World: I will stop!

You go O!

Umm really? What Figher Fighters do.

Irene just does it. I love it.

I am ready for the weigh in, you?

Lula:  You have not complained.  Listen, you are a vital, important part of my life and of Olivia’s life.

Therefore, it’s not complaining.

Besides, I always say–if it matters to you, it matters to God.  The end.

Also, I am so ready for the weigh-in.  NO dramz, no dramz.

Jane: 🙂 That was me smiling.

 Sent at 9:05 PM on Tuesday

Jane:  Fighting fighting like fire fighting

I am going to ask for that work out at the gym

Laser beam focus! That’s right

Jill is amazing at getting Rulon to work

 Sent at 9:08 PM on Tuesday

Where. Are. You?

Jane: It’s reconnecting

Lula: Oh, ok.

Jane: I lost it on the other thing

LAST CHANCE WORK OUT

Here we go ya’ll

This is INTENSE

Court looks adorable her make up is excellence

Lula: HER HAIR IS FAB!

Jane: Totally fab. I love it.

Cara will be heart broken….awwww

That was MEAN

I love Sami’s outfit

Lula: I love Sami’s outfit, too.

Cara’s lipstick is RIDICULOUS.

I mean–it’s her own fault.

Jane: She may be rediculous

Lula: she has Olivia there, at her disposal. She should be taking advantage of that.

Jane: Oh my gosh! This preview for WFE was good!

Lula: UH, I hated it.

Jane: I am so glad they fixed it

Lula: Florence in a trailer for a 30’s movie? Doesn’t fit.

Jane: Oh darn, well we can’t agree on everything. 😉

Lula: Change the song and it works.

No, the trailer is good–but the music is wrong. and you KNOW I love Florence + the Machine.

Jane: I see your point, but I likes it!

Lula: Also–Reese is NOT Marlena, but that’s neither here nor there. I’m not even going to see WFE, so whatever.

Jane: I was so nervous. In the 160’s. Amazing.

I am so proud of her.

Lula: SO proud of her. She looks amazing.

Jane:  She is GLOWING. 80 pound total loss. That is amazing.

Oh, that was about Hannah by the way.

Jay’s turn. 6 pounds loss for him. Awesome.

Lula: Good for him!

He’s done well–coming back to the Ranch and getting a 2nd chance and all.

Jane: He has done great

Lula: Here comes cray cray…

I’m hoping he does well.

Jane: Oh no, it’s the Rougue’s turn

I am hoping for him too

But he just scares me. His attitude and dark stare.

Oh good. 7lbs

Lula:  Good for him.

Jane: Wow Black team is crazy awesome!

Ohh no, I am worried for Courtney

Olivia’s turn.

O’s hair is adorable in a bun.

WOW the musak is scaring me

Lula: She looks gorgeous.

Jane: Commercial on O AGAIN!

Lula: COMMERCIAL, as always.

Sent at 9:22 PM on Tuesday

Jane: Oh no….Now I am nervous.

It was a hard week for her….but she stays positive.

Lula: I am not nervous…because…well…

I love her.

Her positive attitude is DOING IT for me.

Jane:  Good Point.

She is very positive. I love positivity,

GO MOSES! MOSES MOSES

Lula: Look how amazing Moses looks–

Jane: Wow, he is half himself almost literally

Lula: DANG, SON! He is killing it.

Good job, Moses. Be all Biblical with that name.

Jane: 7 pounds for MO! Amazing

Lula: Moses is positive, too. I appreciate that.

Jane: I also like Sami’s hair this week. I want to know how to do that.

Go Irene Irene!

Lula: DANG, GINA. Look at Irene–what a transformation!

She is a hot piece.

Bob is pleased.

Jane:  She is sooo beautiful! They DID IT! and Irene is FUNNNY

I love it

Lula: I enjoy a pleased BOB.

Jane: BOB is pleased to pieces

Blue team is SAFE!! Yeahhhh Olivia. Now we plan for Hannah.

Positive thoughts for the Hannah Banana.

Lula: She’s safe.

I think Austin will do well…

Jane: I think she is too, but you know….it’s always a nail biter

Lula: I like Courtney’s red ring.

Jane:  I like it too. Their fashion accesories are adorable

Jane: 

Ken’s turn. 4 pounds is good for an injury week

Lula: Well, 4 is good considering he had an injury

Jane: That is real good.

Lula: JINX!

Jane: OHHH OHhh OHH Cara. The way she says “all”

Lula: I like Sami Brady’s hair. It looks #goo

Cara makes me rage–I mean…

Why IS she? Why?

Jane: I want to know how to do that hair. I said this before, duh hehehe

Kaylee, why is she? Just Why?

Kaylee lost a pound. And she “did” all she could. And Wanted to go home with all her might.

65 pounds in total for Kaylee’s total loss

Austin’s turn.

Lula: Kaylee shoulda gone home last week. Or the week before. That’s mean of me, but that it is what it is.

Austin is a good lookin’ dude. He just needs that makeover something fierce.

Jane: But Kaylee was on the Red Team and we are supposed to not like them

Lula: DUDE. Lame.

Jane: Austin lost only 2 pounds. It musta been teh fire fighter trainin

Lula: And of course they have Courtney commenting on Austin. L-O-V-E.

Jane: Adorable.

Can I tell you that I think CAra looks like a ….no

Jane:  Ok, it’s Court’s time. SOOOOO NERVOUS

I can’t even spell nervous.

Lula: She looks like Rosie Perez.

Jane: Rosie Perez would be an imporvement

Lula: You called it weeks ago. Rosie Perez, Jr.

Jane: except I can’t spell

Lula: “an improvement.” AWESOME.

Jane: Poor Courtney, bouncing around being nervous.

Lula: FREAKIN’ COMMERCIALS.

Jane: UGGHH Commercials are LAME unless BOB is in them, as we;ve said.

Lula: Right. BOB commercials are winners.

Sent at 9:43 PM on Tuesday

Jane: GOODNESS. TELL US

ON PINS AND NEEDLES

in ALL CAPS

Lula: ALL CAPS. DUDE>

SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Jane: EFFFFF

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(These are intelligent comments)

Lula: This is unbelievable.

Dramz. No.

Jane:  Tears. They are making me teary

Lula: Look at Bob & Jillian–they are crying, too.

Jane: Oh Courtney you are amazing.

Lula: THEY ARE OUR PEOPLE.

OLIVIA IS CRYING. Dangit…I am crying.

Jane: Awful just awful

I want to tell Brett to shut it. Let Courtney have her positivity.

Lula: I don’t like Brett’s thumb ring.

He is ruining this moment for me.

GO ‘HEAD, BOB.

If he cries, I will die, Janet.

Jane:  OHh BOB

You be selfish!

Lula: I am bawling.

And Olivia is bawling.

Jane: OHH this is sad

Lula: SHE IS WANTING TO SACRIFICE–that is our friend, right there.

I cannot deal. No, I cannot deal.

Jane: It’s awful….I am so teary and she is so positive.

I LOVE YOU COURT!

Lula:  Sami Brady is about to cry, too.

Jane: Sami is sad and couldn’t even say that “Courtney, I am sorry you are not the Biggest Loser.”

OHH teary teary

I don’t know what to write.

Lula: I’m just snotting.

Jane: Bob’s face just made me laugh.

No Kayles, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE

And that is mean, but how I feel.

You shouldn’t have wanted to go home so bad.

Lula: AGREED. Her ass shoulda gone home 2 weeks ago.

I mean-that is so mean of me. BUT FOR REAL.

Jane: Not cause she is tiny, but cause she wanted to give up.

Lula: RIGHT. I mean, yay for her weight loss…

but she was all, “I wanna go home.”

WELL–GO HOME.

Jane:  Oh Courtney! You are so inspiring.

I LOVE her todeath!

Lula: I love her. She’s our people, too.

And again, they’re playing contemporary Christian music up on this show. Amazing.

Jane: They are? Amazing. I love it and for Court!

I can’t wait to see her.

I want to see her lost more. Not 24 hours later. But glad to see her Mama

Marci still looks great.

Lula: Marci is a HOT PIECE.

Dayum.

Jane: She does look amazing. Go Court’s Papa

Awww her cousins are great.

OH MY GOSH!

She looks great

I love seeing the now look at me!

Courtney is trying to change Dairy Queen. That is awesome!

Lula: CHANGE THAT SHIZ, COURTNEY.

(I scream when I get ‘cited. Clearly.)

Her dad is crying. I AM CRYING. Dang.

Jane: Courtney is amazing.

NEW ZEALAND next week! Whoot.

Well, that’s a wrap again.

Can’t wait for next week.

Lula: I want to go to NZ. So glad Olivia got to

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Jane: Well Goonight Lula

Love ya.

Lula: I LOVE YOU, JANE TRIGS.

xoxoxoxoxoxox,

Jane and Lula

Sometimes your friends are big ole losers, I mean for real

18 Jan

Dear Team Purple:

Remember how last week we had everything posted, before the day that Biggest Loser aired, and we shared with you our initial thoughts of our first true biggest loser watching experience? We discussed Bob’s hotness, posted pics of him shirtless and decided that the BL would be our LOST replacement. Well this week, both Jane and Lula, got behind on our snarky recap of the biggest loser season eleven and the epicness of the awesome Team Purple commentary. Hence, we’re both Losers, but not in the cool Team Purple sort of way. We’re losers cause we failed to blog earlier.

If you’re looking for an awesome and fun recap of the show last week, I found this great recap, on PhillyBurbs.com, which includes clever little bloggy awards for some of the teams and individual contestants. Not only does the author Jen Wielgus, have one of the first pics in the post contain Hannah from Team Purple, but the post also bequests the “Abbott and Costello Award” to Team Purple due to their comedic quips. Bless it.

Despite the fact that we are bloggy fail and big losers (of the wrong kind), in this week’s letter we decided to let you know what the Team Purple Team (does that even make sense?) was up to all week, while they weren’t writing your letter.

1)    The @DearTeamPurple Twitter made friends with folks while the show aired (holla @FitBottomedGirl & @theBLblog!)

2)  A Mr. Bob Haper tweeted to the @DearTeamPurple . Yes, yes he did!

  3) We got all excited when this blog got a comment from Mama Curlee, herself.

  4)  Jane recovered from a massive sinus infection that had her looking like a zombie.

I may not have looked this bad, but I felt this bad.

 5) We missed you bunches and bunches.

6) We had a weekly chat where Jane used the MyFitnessPal app on her Droid Phone, to scan a vodka UPC label in order to count all her calories. (PS it worked).

7)  We watched the Golden Globes where we all agreed you and #HotBob should have been in attendance and this boy, called Ron was there too.

8)  Jane lost 3 lbs this week! Cause there’s nothing like an illness to keep you on track with your dieting.

9)  We remembered to blog before the next show aired! #GOUS

As you can see we weren’t just sitting around staring at the wall all week. We did do some stuff. Who are we kidding? We’re BIG LAME LOSERS!

Trying To Be Less Big Losers this Week,                                                                                           Lula and Jane