Aramisette, is this the BOB you love, right here?
- Middle Earth = NZ, duh
8:00 PM Jane: Wait are we here?
Lula: hey, JANE
ok, here we go!!!!!
Look, it’s BOB.
aramisette, we always refer to BOB in all caps.
Jane: YO ya’ll!
Aramisette: k
Jane: It’s time
8:01 PM We have Ms. Aramisette with us tonight to share in her awesomeness
Aramisette: Draamaaaaa
Lula: DRAMZ.
Jane: “Trainer” is that what we are calling Brett now?
Aramisette: oh yes it CAN Tara
Lula: YAY, MARTA IS OUR PEOPLE.
No, we are calling Brett, Buh-Bye.
(Mean)
Aramisette: Durh
EEEeeeeeep!!!!!
Jane: Watch their faces!
Aramisette: So
Freaking
JELLY!
Lula: Um, hi.
8:02 PM Please go to Middle Earth. JEALOUS.
Awesome.
Jane: SOOO exciting. O just gave an O face
Aramisette: have other seasons gone anywhere?
HA! Jane
I didn’t watch BL before this
Jane: Ummm wait, did she just say, “NZ I have heard of it” like it is a book
Oh no
Aramisette: hahaha
8:03 PM Lula: I don’t know if they’ve ever gone anywhere
but oh dear–Kaylee. no.
Jane: OK, yes Marta I think they have gone places before
But not sure. We’ll ask Jen from BL
Lula: Olivia deserves luxury. let’s just say it now.
Aramisette: whaaaat?
Oh Hannah
not good
Lula: GO OLIVIA.
craptastic.
Aramisette: Noooooo
8:04 PM Jane: Awww shucks
Lula: He seriously needs a new did. Love his heart.
Aramisette: I wonder if he makes it to makeover week
Jane: PURTTY
Look at how skinny O’s face is.
(Apparently we’re admiring O’s face for a bit)
8:06 PM Aramisette: very cool that Hannah and Olivia got to go to NZ together
Jane: Awww Moses knows about Auckland
Aramisette: of course!
it’s part of his history
i like Alison’s hair btw
Jane: How much do we love Sami’s belt
Aramisette: bungee jumping!!
Lula: ADVENTURE!
8:07 PM Jane: I really liked Sami’s outfit too!
Finally adventure
Aramisette: how long arethey in NZ?
Lula: Yes, loved Sami Brady’s outfit. Very Spring-y.
It takes like 2 days to fly there…18 hour flight, but then you gotta adjust your body clock and all that mess.
Aramisette: Ha!
DearTeamPurple
8:08 PM Aramisette: “They’re in Middle Earth:”
BWahahaha
Lula: ROSIE PEREZ
Aramisette: SO TRUE
she’s a tiny lil Rosie Perez
Jane: Look at them running up them stairs. Amazing
Lula: Jane named her that–Rosie Perez, Jr. so genius
Jane: YOU ARE HANNAH!!
8:09 PM Aramisette: RP Jr
Jane: Hannah you are NOT annoying ever…someone else we know who talks like ROsie is annoying
Poor Ken, bless it
Lula: Oh, KEN.
Aramisette: BOB
Jane: BOB
jinx
Lula: BOB is on top.
TWSS.
Aramisette: snort
i love him and his smiling face and tatoos
Lula: And Olivia is up there with him.
Jane: Oh no I am worried for Jikk
8:10 PM jill
Aramisette: shuuuut the fuck up
holy shiiiiiit
COMMERCIAL
Lula: Ken is gonna pass out.
Jane: That was crazy
I thought you said Ken just passed out, then I reread
Lula: and lemme tell y’all–unless Jason or Henry or Alex was waiting to catch me, I would NOT DO THAT SHIZ.
Jane: He prob did
8:11 PM No way….never
Marta would you do that bungee stuff?
Aramisette: maybe?
i dunno
i don’t mind rides and stuff
Jane: Really? My bro did once, but I don’t think I’d do that
Aramisette: not sure about bumgee jumping
*bungee
hahaha
8:12 PM BUMgee
Jane: I like rides too, but bungee just seems bad for me to try, I feel like I will get hurt, I ALWAYS GET HURT
BUMGEE sound funnn
Lula: I don’t mind rides–but that ain’t no ride
Aramisette: i know
Lula: that is FREE FALLING
no way.
Aramisette: fear of my back or neck snapping the wrong way 😕
8:13 PM U are double tweeting LA!
Jane: YES I wanna cruise with BOB
Aramisette: all the time lately
Lula: It’s not me. it’s my computer
Aramisette: BACK
Jane: Poor Jill
Lula: Jane–you go tweet from the account since my laptop is sick or some shiz.
lame.
Jane: But you are better at tweeting during the show and you know it
Lula: she is CUSSING. love her.
8:14 PM Jane: Just double tweet!
Aramisette: whatever LA
Jane: I like you twice
Aramisette: u can just delete the doubles
Lula: i do delete them!
Moses & Rulon are like, SWEET. So is Jay.
Jane: That is NUTZ that they can’t do it cause of weight
Still an issue
Aramisette: O is like first with her hand up
Jane: SHe is!
8:15 PM I couldn’t do it, I just couldn’t, but maybe in the moment it would be different
Lula: Coach Olivia–cheering Ken on. BLESS IT.
Aramisette: yeah
me too
Lula: and Bob is probably gonna make me cry.
8:16 PM Jane: He is being amazing, as per the usual
BOB RULES
Aramisette: d’awwww
Lula: BOB
Aramisette: they’re being buddies
Lula: OH MY STARS, Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aramisette: well, we know they didn’t die
hahaha
Lula: Olivia is gonna do it!
Aramisette: she is Monica from Friends
super control freak
Jane: Purple Team we are praying for you, even though we know you lived
8:17 PM Aramisette: hahaha
Jane: SUCH a Monica
Aramisette: yes
HOLY FRAAACK
Jane: Unnatural
Hahahha
Ohh BOB
Lula: UNNATURAL.
Awesome.
BOB rocks my world.
Aramisette: hahahaha
she’s flaaailing
Lula: I am so proud of her.
8:18 PM Jane: I just screamed
I really did with her the whole way
Lula: IS IT TIGHT ENOUGH?
Oh, BOB. That is what HE said.
(Yeah, I said it.)
Aramisette: he’s like, whyyy?
oh Bob
8:19 PM it’ll be Ok
Jane: Hey Maybe Hannah meets a hot NZ guy with a sexy accent
Aramisette: Oh Jill
except aging
Jane: “Exceprt aging”
Aramisette: hahaha
Jane: jinx
Aramisette: dood
if i went to New Zealand?
i would so do this
Jane: I feel for BOB
Aramisette: once in a lifetime thing
i’d do everything i could
Lula: I’d do it if I had a few drinks in me
Aramisette: YOU CAN DO IT BOB
8:20 PM Jane: BOB will you do me for the BL? Wait, I didn’t say that
No I DID
Lula: JANE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Aramisette: durtyyyy
Lula: best line of the night
8:21 PM Jane: I am red, I never talk dirty
Lula: hey, you might rock his world and he might want a new persuasion
Aramisette: i want a kiwi accent
Jane: But he set me up
YES
Aramisette: COMMERCIAL
Jane: Why is it a kiwi? I want to move there. Let’s look into it
Lula: dude, we looked into going there for our 10th anniversary–
Aramisette: just the nickname
Lula: the airfare alone is RIDIC
Aramisette: lil bro wants to move there
bad
8:22 PM and live on a farm
Lula: scott would have to have first or business class due to his longass legs and the flight being so long….
Aramisette: yeah, if u go
u do NZ and Australia
Lula: forget it–like, thousands of dollars
Aramisette: for like, 3 weeks
at least
Lula: but we still say we’re gonna go one day–without our kids
Aramisette: i get mad at lil bro when he says he’s moving there b/c that means i’ll never see him
8:23 PM Jane: Silly lil bro
So far I called Lula silly and little bro tonight
<<<< I AM SILLY
Lula: oh, Jane–when The Voice premieres, BL is only 1 hour long that night. lame
Jane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lula: (I am silly)
8:24 PM Jane: Maybe they will combine and put Christina on the bL that night, no?
Aramisette: just 1 night?
Lula: i think–just that night
Xtina needs some Trainer BOB to whip her boo-tay into shape
so does Cee-Lo but i loves him
8:25 PM Jane: I know. I was being mean. I NEED 2 hours of Olivia.
And she cheers him on from thousands of feet down.
Lula: oh heeeeeeeey, random NZ cutie
Aramisette: HOT
8:26 PM crazy kiwis
Jane: Very very hot
Aramisette: with their super hot accents
Lula: bless it
Aramisette: i need me one of those adventure men
GO KEN
Jane: KEN!! Amazing
Lula: I hope Jillian jumps on him
8:27 PM Aramisette: so sad that Courtney couldn’t be here 😦
Jane: Me too.
I like Jill’s tee-shirt and enthusiasm
I can’t spell that
8:28 PM Hahah
Whatever
Lula: en-thu-seeeeee-as-m.
8:29 PM Jane: Good for you Moses and BOB. Love it!
Aramisette: Awwwww
Jane: Tears may be coming, hearing men cry make me cry
Lula: BOB is the man
8:30 PM Aramisette: that was weird
Jane: It was, there must have been more
Dear BOB: GIVE Olivia the phone!
Aramisette: ON
8:31 PM Lula: a lot of times, aramisette, Jane and I admit when we’re bord.
Aramisette: Kiiiiwiiii!
Lula: bored.
we’ll say, THIS IS BORING.
Aramisette: hahaha
Lula: and then talk about how we love Olivia.
ain’t no thang
Jane: And is this where THE pic came from on FB??
That is very cool
Aramisette: what ic?
*pic?
Jane: Maybe Austin will be a boatsmen
Lula: the pic on Jillian’s FB that had Jay in it–so we all knew that Jay was the one coming back.
Jane: Jill had a pic on FB when she went to NZ with everyone and it showed Jay
Lula: #NoSurprise
Jane: Hahaha
8:32 PM This looks fun
Aramisette: what do u mean the one coming back?
#confuzzled
Lula: ‘member, Hannah & Rulon brought Jay back to their team cause it was just the 2 of them
cause he’d been sent home a long time ago
Aramisette: ooooh
ok
Jane: I want to go sailing!
8:33 PM Aramisette: me too
my mum used to sail
Lula: me, too. even though this is kinda boring
Aramisette: i’m like, why did u never teach me?!
Lula: like–I’d rather see H and O sailing. with hot dudes. and Ben.
Jane: I love sailing and once dated a guy a month longer cause he had a sailboat
Aramisette: it’s a MOMENT
hahaha
Lula: yes, but sometimes these moments bore us.
Jane: Ohh Mama should teach you!
Lula: Especially Kaylee moments.
Jane: MOMENTS
Lula: SISTERS.
Aramisette: purple moments are not boring
8:34 PM Jane: Awwww that TeamPurple moment is GOOOOOO
Aramisette: WOAH
Jane: WOW
Aramisette: holy shit
Jane: And it just got real
Aramisette: he just called Tara out
it’s what we’ve been saying
no one is as good as BOB and JILL
Lula: Cara is lame.com <http://lame.com>
Jane: Ken has discovered Rope Juggling does not a burn get
8:35 PM Aramisette: WOW
wow
she was about to cry
Jane: I know, it does make me feel bad
Aramisette: hahahaha
awww Jane
i mean JODIE
8:36 PM Jane: hehe
Lula: i have to peeeeeeee….be right back
Jane: I am writing down my calories from dinner
I have been eating like a pescatarian
Is that how you spell it
8:37 PM No meat just fish, veggies, legumes
Aramisette: i think it’s a different word?
Jane: Cheese
Yogurt
Aramisette: or how long?
Jane: For like a month maybe
Nope I think I may have had chicken
Not sure
Aramisette: so when u started u were eating meat?
8:38 PM BACK
Jane: Yeaah
BACK
duh
Aramisette: is it mostly the working out that’s gettign u to lose?
Jane: Ohh Ken is going to take over here, and it should be interesting!
Aramisette: i’m scared
i hate confrontation
Jane: Me, no. The writing down of calories is what’s helping
8:39 PM Problem or whatever, let’s talk
Aramisette: eeeep
Jane: That’s how she starts a cove
“Very professiona;”
with an L
8:40 PM Of she is awful, this is very unprofessional.
She interrupted him
Aramisette: this is making me feel awkward
she’s crying
Jane: Me too. She is a BIT
What the efff?
Aramisette: oh my god oh my god oh my god
8:41 PM Jane: GO Jill you are amazing
She has no sides
Aramisette: Cara is being unprofessional
i can’t listen!
Lula: sorry, back
had to kiss the girls goodnight
8:42 PM Lula: dude, i missed DRAMZ already
Aramisette: hahaha
i am so bad
Jane: YOU DID
Aramisette:BIG OOPS
ew i hate bear crawl
so awkward
Jane: Work it!
Loving O’s stud earrings
8:43 PM Oh good She’s focussing on Ken. Good
Cara has lots of purple on, but she ain’t Team Purple just sayin
Lula: oh, but YOU AREN’T.
8:44 PM (as good as BOB & Jillian.)
#I’mMean
Jane: O’s a GREAT shopper duh
Aramisette: she knows how to do everything
Jane: SHe is a cool cat
8:45 PM Aramisette: i’ve never dieted before
just altered my life eating
but yeah
it’s hard to know what to do when you haven’t had to do it before
8:46 PM Lula: lower calories, up activity
it’s so simple, yet WHO WANTS TO DO THAT?
i mean, duh
Aramisette: i know
it sucks
8:47 PM Jane: I KNOW
Writing everything down helps me so much
And I have been learning I LOVE FISH
Like love love love it
Aramisette: it’s pricey tho
Jane: It is, but I rather have fish over anything else or just like hummus
and veggies
or cheese
8:48 PM SO purty
CHALLENGE
Lula: love Fish
Jane: Do we like Sami’s hat?
Lula: love, love love
and love it grilled, which is key
i do not like Sami’s hat
it’s too much
she’s trying too hard, I think
Jane: The matchy matchy
8:49 PM Lula: yes.
Jane: Five K!!
Aramisette: it’s Ok
Lula: change the shirt or change the color in the hat and i’d like it better
maybe the shirt–
change it.
Jane: Hannah loves to run on beaches!
Lula: OK, done with Sami fashion hour
Jane: hehe
Lula: Olivia’s skin looks amazing. I hate her.
Jane: Running as a TEAM
8:50 PM yuggggg
When they say lovely lunch it worries me as a contestant
I would be like how lovely?
Low calories lovely?
OK here we go!
Running
Lula: healthy lovely
Aramisette: of course!
8:51 PM it’s the view that’s lovely
Jane: O is helping Moses along. Amazing
Lula: LOVELY view. oh my stars, that is amazing
Jane: Totally amazing
GO GO GO
Aramisette: eeeep
8:52 PM Jane: I have a strange question, do men need sports bras too?
I mean I hurt when I am jiggly all over the place
Those gurls are cheering on MO
I love it
Aramisette: well
technically no
8:53 PM but they should have them for when they’re that big
Jane: Running in water. WOW!
8:54 PM awesome!
Jane: I love it when Hannah talks to her “old self”
Crazy times
Go up the dune dune ya’ll
Aramisette: oh noes
Jane: GO MOOOOO!
8:55 PM Aramisette: hooow do they do it?
Jane: This is scary
Irene the NINJA
I love that O is right with MO just talking it through with him
8:56 PM Lula: it’s sometimes hard to walk on sand–much less climb that shiz
Jane: Did you see what BL Jen just wrote
“Somebody get in Ken’s face! He needs help!”
That is the BLBlog girl
She is our Bloggy friend
Her name is Jen
8:57 PM She writes some FUNNNNY
letters2teampurple 