Dear Team Purple:
In an effort to actually blog on time, our dearest Lula and I decided to LIVE Blog via GChat. We laughed together, we cried together, we prayed together, we screamed together, we made up stories together while bored (Red Team) and we compared ya’ll to LOST, as we should. Boy was this one a total nail biter. So very glad we made it through together. So at last, I bring you Random LIVE Blogging with Jane and Lula:
Jane: And to begin
Hannah is amazing, but she needs to not argue with Jillian. Duh
Lula: YES.
Jane: Hannah you are capable!
4 reasons you do it
1) Tall and thin enough
2) Knowledge….what else? I missed it…
Lula: BECAUSE SHE’S SCARLETT O’HANNAH
I’m tweeting that.
Jane: that is it. And you know what Jill is right. mean she does look aazing
that was amazing
Oh crap she’s making me want to get teary
I could watch the Hannah Banana show all seasn* (*editor note – Jane is notorious for bad grammer and spelling. If it wasn’t in here, Olivia wouldn’t believe it was Jane)
Lula: She gon’ make me cry
Jane: How excited is it that Marci is now the captain? They needed a leader on that carebear team
I also think that I need to keep all bad spellings and grammer. That way Olivia will know it’s really me (*SEE)
Jane: How much do I lovethat my Mama calls Jillian, Jill. Bless her heart. She called me as I was leaving work and she kept talking about “Jill”. Hhaha
OLIVIA!
Lula: Look at her apron!
Jane: Betty Crocker O
Lula: BETTY CROCKER.
Jane: They called her OB
Love it!
Lula: MAMA OLIVIA and her SIX GIRLS! Bless it.
Jane: Bless it. Hummus…I wants it
Spin Bike YES
Lula: “WHAT WOULD A MOM DO?” And now Obird is gonna make me cry. Because we know. WE KNOW.
I am screaming. Please love me through it.
Jane: She will be the greatst Mama, WE KNOW
Lula: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
See! We KNOW!
WE KNOW THIS, JANET. Oh, dear God. Let’s just cry now.
(apparant crying ensues)
Jane: Is it wrong that I want to yawn now?
Lula: NO. That they kept Kaylee (however you spell it) when she lost only 1 pound and sent Arthur home is RUDE.
(Marta just tweeted something awesome–we need to quote her.)* (* Never did find out what that was. LIVE blogging is fast)
Jane: RUDE
I just told off Chris Weitz on Twitter. He tweets now Olivia and he kind of loses control. Doesn’t he know the Team Purple show is on?
I am a little bored still….”Family”
Lula: THE FAMILY STUFF IS LAME.COM <http://LAME.COM>
Jane: Ewww Mud!
Lula: Also, Justin is NOT INSPIRING.
Jane: NOT
I just said, “NOT” like that was a thoughtful comment
Ken is cooking?Hmmm
I forgot to eat lunch today, it sucks
I am hungry now.
I wonder if they use http://www.myfitnesspal.com like I do
Lula: We had a BL supper–from the BL cookbook.
it was not so good, but hey–low calorie, low fat, LOW TASTE. dangit.
Jane: Was it Olivia nd not Ken based? Cause Olivia is Queen Cook
Not all the time…..Low clorie can be tasty! Really. But sometimes you get a bad one.
BURN
Gets my BURN
FREE ADVERTISING!! Now what do I get?
I type a bunch
Lula: it was steamed brown rice (so boring) and steamed cut corn (no butter–lame) and chicken breast breaded with panko. it was ok. but not so tasty
Jane: Why can’t they say when they went home? I mean some people know (and I am keepig this comment in)
It was during a hard time where people eat a lot people. I think i should be mentioned. But not by me
*it should be mentioned
Lula: think what should be mentioned?
wait–confused.
Jane: When the time at home was
During which period
CHALLENGE time
What does Sami have on?
Oh Sami…no
The hat!
Lula: OH, SAMI.
HALE NO.
That hat is ridiculous. She knows better. Marlena taught her better.
Jane: What the heck are they gonna do with $6000 on campus
I don’t get the cash prize stuff while they are there
OK people Strateejury
Lula: STRA TEE JURY.
Be right back–gotta kiss my girls.
Jane: GO!
That’s right JEN. Red is NO victory
Lula: back
Jane: This is gross, and taking a while
Lula: that is some GOO
and not GOO like our GOO
but goo like gross goo
Jane: Gross GOO
I hope someone falls
DON’t Pannick
What on earth am I supposed to write
Lula: “3 Foot Log” TWSS
Jane: OLIVIA “That Guy” YES!
That’s what we all think
Lula: YES. i’ll tweet that. (The TWSS went completly over my head -Jane)
Jane: Olivia sometimes it is difficult not to write things that are derogatory (sp?) to the Red Team
Love me through it…I just wanna cheer for you
BLACK WINS!
Lula: WINNER WINNER LOW-FAT CHICKEN DINNER!
Jane: New make-up with $6K
An executive chef?
Lula: Think of all the MAC O and Hannah can buy with that money.
More FREE advertising, ahem
Jane: On what?
Ohh you said MAC, WAIT! That’s make-up I know that
Lula: Yes–MAC. It’s Olivia’s make-up of choice. And Norah’s, too.
Jane: <<— Make-up dumb
Oh wow! The Red Team WOW
I am glad I on’t have to love them
Poor Ken talking about snacks. Hey it’s Product Placment time!
Lula: THESE COMMERCIALS ARE LAME
And the red team is…ah, I’ll be nice.
Jane: So I think some of my vowels on my keyboard are sticking. It’s not just that I am a bad typer
Lula: And be quiet.
Jane: Although I can’t soell
Lula: soell
ha!
Jane: UGGHH
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